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Drown 'em At Birth
01:49
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DROWN ‘EM AT BIRTH~
Drown ‘em at birth
There’s too many fucking of ‘em
Drown ‘em at birth
Take ‘em to a cliff and shove ‘em
Drown ‘em at birth
Dirty fucking good for nothing
Drown em at birth today
Chinas got the right idea, oh yeah, oh yeah
We should do it over here, fuck yeah, fuck yeah
We’re so over populated
Parenthood is overrated
Drown your little bastard today
I love post partum depression oh yeah oh yeah
Its become my new obsession fuck yeah fuck yeah
Turn on to infanticide
Take your baby for a ride
Chuck it in the river today
I don’t care if you think I’m sick, no way, no way
Babies can go suck a dick, ok, ok
Abortion just costs too much cash
Dump that fucker in the trash
Celebrate your freedom today
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2. |
All Meth'd Up
02:43
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ALL METH'D UP~
My girl just turned 21
She’s pregnant with my son
Hey man, you gotta buck
Or some spare change what the fuck
How bout a cigarette
How bout a half smoked cigarette
How bout you give me that on you got right there
I’ll smoke the filter
All meth’d up
Wait man, I’m not robbing you
That’s the last thing I would do
In fact you wanna buy this gun,
I swear I didn’t rip it off no one
I’m all about being on the up and up
I’m all about being cool man,
I’m a hippie, how bout you
Peace and love
I wonder where he is tonight
My pipe is cold I need a light
Maybe I’ll just throw back a few
Tonight I’m drinking for two
Hey honey I’m right here,
I brought you back this half a beer
You know you’re a fucking ass,
Where the fuck is my glass
What the fuck did you expect?
To wait for me ‘til you get wrecked
When you gonna shit out that kid
Well first I need to get lit
All I got here is this hash
Sell that shit ‘cause I need cash
Call your dad and get a loan
Then we can get some methadone
I would rather buy some smack
I would rather smoke some crack
What the fuck, what’s the fuss
Let’s just kill the three of us
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3. |
Cock Donor
03:07
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COCK DONOR~
Now that you’re dead you wont be needing your dick
Jerking off in Heaven is just a little too sick
On the back of your license
Check off the dick box
Come on motherfuckers, donate your cocks
I’m gonna donate my cock to an amputee
Wont mom and dad be proud of me
Oh, buck up son it wont be so bad
I’m gonna give you the best dick you’ve ever had
Now you may think that I’ve got a big head
But my dick will fuck on long after I’m dead
Before this song is over, wanna make myself clear
Don’t take your dick to Heaven, Heaven knows we need it here
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4. |
Simon Says
02:16
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SIMON SAYS~
You do what you’re told every day
And it’s getting old
You’ll do anything that we tell you
And it’s a shame
Simon says FUCK YOU
You know that it’s wrong
But you’re just an automaton
You’re just like everyone else
Maybe you should just kill yourself
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5. |
Superfluous Curses
03:46
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SUPERFLUOUS CURSES~
Fuckin I said fucking hi to her
Cause I curse every other fucking word
She turned around and fucking gave me a smile
Can’t fucking help it, I’m a swearophile
Fucking sweet nothings that you fucking decode
Superfluous Curses
I can’t stop fucking is my word
Superfluous curses
Every time I talk it’s a one-way road
Superfluous Curses
I’m the most fucked thing you’ve ever heard
If I lived in Boston, I’d say “wicked” instead
Fucking “Uh” in the blue states, fucking “Duh” in the red
Fucking loud, fucking proud, fucking everyday
Shout it fucking loud, it’s fucking here to stay.
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6. |
Pt. Pleasant
02:34
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PT PLEASANT~
Pot and crack, booze and smack
Take a look around, you’ll see
Sure sounds like Pt. Pleasant to me…..
The kids are all retarded
And I’m broken hearted
Everybody bleach you hair
Because we’re going nowhere
The kids play in the street
And they think it’s really neat
They’ll all get hit by cars
Coming home from local bars because
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
To this dingy little back alley of a town
Dingy little back alley of a town
Every time I try to stand I fall back down
In this dingy little back alley of a town
My brother is autistic,
My mom thinks she’s a mystic
She always wears sweat pants
Her voice sounds like a mans
She don’t take no shit
That’s why dad up and split
She got my sis a mullet
Someone give me a bullet ‘cause
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
Everybody’s going down
To this dingy little back alley of a town
Dingy little back alley of a town
Every time I try to stand I fall back down
In this dingy little back alley of a town
Act like an asshole on my skateboard
Til I break my goddamn spinal cord
Smash my head into a neighbor’s tree
And sue him ‘cause it happened on his property
I’m gonna get a girl pregnant by the time I’m 10
Make my mother raise the kid
And then just do it again
And if I ever start to rise, I’ll just fall back down
Beacause I’m never ever ever ever
ever ever ever gonna leave… MY!
Dingy little back alley of a town
Dingy little back alley of a town
Every time I try to stand I fall back down
In this dingy little back alley of a town
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7. |
Chainsaw Sex Slave
01:57
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CHAINSAW SEX SLAVE~
She dragged him screaming from the side of the road
Took a tire iron to his throat
Dressed him up just like a princess
The blade went in with such finesse
Chainsaw sex slave
Likes it with a lot of pain
Blood splattered sex stain
Wouldn’t have it any other way
Chainsaw sex slave
I bought a foreign slut from a catalog
Tied her down and made her my dog
You’ll learn to love the taste of my blade
‘Cause that’s the only way that you’ll get laid
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8. |
Back Alley Beauty Queen
02:03
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BACK ALLEY BEAUTY QUEEN~
Hey you standing all alone in the alleyway
Got an extra special deal for your face today
We’ll take the fat from your ass
Inject it in your face ‘cause these days
Aging naturally is a disgrace
Back alley beauty queen
You’re a retarded dream
Sneak onto the cover of Seventeen Magazine
Back alley super store
Got what you want and more
Get into the hottest clubs
Look like a famous whore
Yeah
We ain’t got sterile instruments or silicone
Ain’t got no Novocain just rags dipped in Methadone
The boys are all gonna froth over your new rack
Caulk full of condoms, maggots, diapers, empty vials of crack
Knock one time and the dumpster if you want it
Knock two times on the dumpster if you need it
Knock three times on the dumpster and you’ll get it
Knock four times on the dumpster, you’ll regret it
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9. |
Social Studies Teacher
02:19
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SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER~
There is a high school where a teacher teaches who has AIDS
And no one else there really cares
He teaches every day and no one even mentions it
Nobody questions his affairs.
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die,
I hope it happens soon
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die
Maybe he’ll last ‘til June
We find it startling how this bastard got his case of AIDS
He raped a girl while in his youth
Well no one admits that this is the case they will deny
But we are wise, we know the truth
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die
I hope it happens soon.
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die,
Maybe he’ll last ‘til June.
His teaching method is no good he is preoccupied
Oh yeah he hides his lesions well
He drank the beer that dripped down this fat kid’s ass to be cool
The fat kid is burning in Hell
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die
I hope it happens soon.
The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die,
Maybe he’ll last ‘til June.
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UNCLE LOU’S FAMILY PICNIC~
Lou’s family picnic was inside
And they don’t care if you’re dead or alive
You’re gonna wish you were dead
They’re gonna fuck you in the head
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lou’s family picnic was a blast
They chew their meat with so much class
They’ll brand your ass and feed you hay
Engage in witty repartee
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You’ll throw the shoes of the horse
Engage in social intercourse
They’ll use you up ‘til there’s no more
You’re gonna wake up bruised and sore.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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