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Infant Free Dumpster

by The Sex Zombies

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1.
DROWN ‘EM AT BIRTH~ Drown ‘em at birth There’s too many fucking of ‘em Drown ‘em at birth Take ‘em to a cliff and shove ‘em Drown ‘em at birth Dirty fucking good for nothing Drown em at birth today Chinas got the right idea, oh yeah, oh yeah We should do it over here, fuck yeah, fuck yeah We’re so over populated Parenthood is overrated Drown your little bastard today I love post partum depression oh yeah oh yeah Its become my new obsession fuck yeah fuck yeah Turn on to infanticide Take your baby for a ride Chuck it in the river today I don’t care if you think I’m sick, no way, no way Babies can go suck a dick, ok, ok Abortion just costs too much cash Dump that fucker in the trash Celebrate your freedom today
2.
ALL METH'D UP~ My girl just turned 21 She’s pregnant with my son Hey man, you gotta buck Or some spare change what the fuck How bout a cigarette How bout a half smoked cigarette How bout you give me that on you got right there I’ll smoke the filter All meth’d up Wait man, I’m not robbing you That’s the last thing I would do In fact you wanna buy this gun, I swear I didn’t rip it off no one I’m all about being on the up and up I’m all about being cool man, I’m a hippie, how bout you Peace and love I wonder where he is tonight My pipe is cold I need a light Maybe I’ll just throw back a few Tonight I’m drinking for two Hey honey I’m right here, I brought you back this half a beer You know you’re a fucking ass, Where the fuck is my glass What the fuck did you expect? To wait for me ‘til you get wrecked When you gonna shit out that kid Well first I need to get lit All I got here is this hash Sell that shit ‘cause I need cash Call your dad and get a loan Then we can get some methadone I would rather buy some smack I would rather smoke some crack What the fuck, what’s the fuss Let’s just kill the three of us
3.
Cock Donor 03:07
COCK DONOR~ Now that you’re dead you wont be needing your dick Jerking off in Heaven is just a little too sick On the back of your license Check off the dick box Come on motherfuckers, donate your cocks I’m gonna donate my cock to an amputee Wont mom and dad be proud of me Oh, buck up son it wont be so bad I’m gonna give you the best dick you’ve ever had Now you may think that I’ve got a big head But my dick will fuck on long after I’m dead Before this song is over, wanna make myself clear Don’t take your dick to Heaven, Heaven knows we need it here
4.
Simon Says 02:16
SIMON SAYS~ You do what you’re told every day And it’s getting old You’ll do anything that we tell you And it’s a shame Simon says FUCK YOU You know that it’s wrong But you’re just an automaton You’re just like everyone else Maybe you should just kill yourself
5.
SUPERFLUOUS CURSES~ Fuckin I said fucking hi to her Cause I curse every other fucking word She turned around and fucking gave me a smile Can’t fucking help it, I’m a swearophile Fucking sweet nothings that you fucking decode Superfluous Curses I can’t stop fucking is my word Superfluous curses Every time I talk it’s a one-way road Superfluous Curses I’m the most fucked thing you’ve ever heard If I lived in Boston, I’d say “wicked” instead Fucking “Uh” in the blue states, fucking “Duh” in the red Fucking loud, fucking proud, fucking everyday Shout it fucking loud, it’s fucking here to stay.
6.
Pt. Pleasant 02:34
PT PLEASANT~ Pot and crack, booze and smack Take a look around, you’ll see Sure sounds like Pt. Pleasant to me….. The kids are all retarded And I’m broken hearted Everybody bleach you hair Because we’re going nowhere The kids play in the street And they think it’s really neat They’ll all get hit by cars Coming home from local bars because Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down To this dingy little back alley of a town Dingy little back alley of a town Every time I try to stand I fall back down In this dingy little back alley of a town My brother is autistic, My mom thinks she’s a mystic She always wears sweat pants Her voice sounds like a mans She don’t take no shit That’s why dad up and split She got my sis a mullet Someone give me a bullet ‘cause Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down Everybody’s going down To this dingy little back alley of a town Dingy little back alley of a town Every time I try to stand I fall back down In this dingy little back alley of a town Act like an asshole on my skateboard Til I break my goddamn spinal cord Smash my head into a neighbor’s tree And sue him ‘cause it happened on his property I’m gonna get a girl pregnant by the time I’m 10 Make my mother raise the kid And then just do it again And if I ever start to rise, I’ll just fall back down Beacause I’m never ever ever ever ever ever ever gonna leave… MY! Dingy little back alley of a town Dingy little back alley of a town Every time I try to stand I fall back down In this dingy little back alley of a town
7.
CHAINSAW SEX SLAVE~ She dragged him screaming from the side of the road Took a tire iron to his throat Dressed him up just like a princess The blade went in with such finesse Chainsaw sex slave Likes it with a lot of pain Blood splattered sex stain Wouldn’t have it any other way Chainsaw sex slave I bought a foreign slut from a catalog Tied her down and made her my dog You’ll learn to love the taste of my blade ‘Cause that’s the only way that you’ll get laid
8.
BACK ALLEY BEAUTY QUEEN~ Hey you standing all alone in the alleyway Got an extra special deal for your face today We’ll take the fat from your ass Inject it in your face ‘cause these days Aging naturally is a disgrace Back alley beauty queen You’re a retarded dream Sneak onto the cover of Seventeen Magazine Back alley super store Got what you want and more Get into the hottest clubs Look like a famous whore Yeah We ain’t got sterile instruments or silicone Ain’t got no Novocain just rags dipped in Methadone The boys are all gonna froth over your new rack Caulk full of condoms, maggots, diapers, empty vials of crack Knock one time and the dumpster if you want it Knock two times on the dumpster if you need it Knock three times on the dumpster and you’ll get it Knock four times on the dumpster, you’ll regret it
9.
SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER~ There is a high school where a teacher teaches who has AIDS And no one else there really cares He teaches every day and no one even mentions it Nobody questions his affairs. The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die, I hope it happens soon The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die Maybe he’ll last ‘til June We find it startling how this bastard got his case of AIDS He raped a girl while in his youth Well no one admits that this is the case they will deny But we are wise, we know the truth The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die I hope it happens soon. The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die, Maybe he’ll last ‘til June. His teaching method is no good he is preoccupied Oh yeah he hides his lesions well He drank the beer that dripped down this fat kid’s ass to be cool The fat kid is burning in Hell The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die I hope it happens soon. The social studies teacher has AIDS and he will die, Maybe he’ll last ‘til June.
10.
UNCLE LOU’S FAMILY PICNIC~ Lou’s family picnic was inside And they don’t care if you’re dead or alive You’re gonna wish you were dead They’re gonna fuck you in the head Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lou’s family picnic was a blast They chew their meat with so much class They’ll brand your ass and feed you hay Engage in witty repartee Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You’ll throw the shoes of the horse Engage in social intercourse They’ll use you up ‘til there’s no more You’re gonna wake up bruised and sore. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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released August 26, 2010

All songs Written and Performed by The Sex Zombies
Except "Funny Feeling" Written by Vanities

Produced and Recorded by Dan Matthews at Dark Globe Recording, NJ
Mixed and Mastered by Jack Endino at Soundhouse Recording, Seattle WA

Track Transfer and Editing by: Rob Blake at Sweetbeef Sounds, NJ - www.BobbiVain.com

Front Cover Graphic Design/Rendering by Charles Monroe
Front Cover Photo by Scarlet Fever
Front Logo, Sticker and Writing by Megan Gale
Pressed at FatRatPress.com

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